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MUST READ: A Hilarious Story of an Old Lady with A Plastic Bag Throwing Out Dollars!

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Comedy is a talent that can just be mastered by a few. It requires a certain amount of wit and timing. Those two main ingredients were actually possessed by this old lady featured in a viral article we found.

This lady was holding two plastic bags while she was walking down the street. Unluckily, some $20 are being thrown out of one of the bags without her knowledge.

As the money being scattered on the street, a policeman noticed the incident. The official caught the lady's attention and said: "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

The response of the old lady is really witty.
'Oh, really? Darn it! I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.'

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”
The old woman is really intelligent in giving men a lesson they will not ever forget. May this story serve as a reminder that we need to respect the environment or else, we might face a not so comfortable fate. :)

Source: TNP


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